10.17.2006

Blinded by the light

So I'm at a stop light and I pull up to this nice car with a nice looking guy in it. In my mind I am making up this elaborate story about his life based on my perceptions of his material identity.

Jetta=nice but not flashy
apple computer window sticker= creative or creative poser
black rim glasses= creative or takes himself too seriously
hunter green barn jacket= his mother obviously bought it for him.

and the list could go on.

Just before the light turned green I looked over at the nice looking young man, he is talking on the phone with his left hand by this time and I am about to flash one of my signature smiles his way, when all of the sudden he takes the wheel with his right hand and i am blind. I am blinded by the light of a red ruby set in yellow gold. It's his class ring and I think to myself...

wearing your class ring at age 28=looser.

3 Comments:

Blogger Stephanie Willis, LCPC, CADC said...

maybe it was his grandfather's heirloom. . .

maybe not. :)

11:59 PM  
Blogger Al said...

Yeah, that's just wrong. I mean I guess it could be his college ring, but really, who buys those?

1:34 PM  
Blogger fabricsnob said...

ew. man jewelry.

10:47 PM  

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